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ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

roflolxd 

The action of rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud so much that your mouth is wide open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.
Mom: What are you doing up stairs? It is very loud
Me: I'm roflolxd! I can't stop
roflolxd by JonahFromVegas December 29, 2016

ROFLOLMAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud my ass off
person 1: hay man have u heard that JB is a boy

person 2: ROFLOLMAO
ROFLOLMAO by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013

ROTFLOLWBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud while biting the carpet dancing in circles and jumping through the window almost dieing by smashing into HP who's then running horrified into the street beeing killed accidentally by a yellow bulldozer.
ROTFLOLWBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB your so funny
ROTFLOL Mixes ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing) and LOL (Laugh out Loud) and creates a magical mixture.

ROTFLOL stands for "Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud"
Weird Al's Song "White and Nerdy" : ROTFLOL <a sign behind al as he sings>

via msn

Joe Says : Welcome... to the BATTT CAVVEEEE
Bruno Says : ROTFLOL....
ROTFLOL by Dark Elite November 11, 2006

Roflolmaowoof 

Laughing so hard while trying to be cute but you're depressed
Trunks: I Roflolmaowoof'd my way to New York
Valoment: What does Roflolmaowoof means?
Trunks: You don’t know what “Roflolmaowoof’d “means? Shame on you.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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