Some nigga named after a watch lol, he funny though, and cute, and sexy😩lord I just wanna suck his—- wait we getting too off topic, uhh uhh shit.
Fuck me Rolex, FUCK ME PLEASE
by lol idk leave me alone November 22, 2021
Something of beauty and high quality or an expression one might make if they really like something. Derived from the watch brand name Rolex, as the watches made by Rolex are very high quality and nice.
That’s a rolex of a painting! These are rolex sand castles. I made a rolex clay sculpture today. That is one rolex of a car!
by Camniki November 12, 2022
Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
by Pussydetroyer101 December 22, 2018
A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019
A piece of attire for people who think of themselves as sexy goose when really they are just three eared catipillars
by LB_Good0072 November 3, 2019
by mr.man 2.0 January 16, 2018
A diesel vehicle that goes against the stereotype of a big, dirty, polluting work truck, also known as a Coal Roller.
by Iamvaccinated May 27, 2022