doughnut pillow

A round, doughnut-shaped pillow for people with hemorrhoids to sit on to protect their sensitive anues. Usually just "doughnut."

I need to buy a doughnut pillow for my roids, brother!

by BustaRoids December 25, 2004

roids

Abbreviation for hemorrhoids (hemorrhoids of the anus and rectum are enlarged bulging blood vessels located inside or outside the anus).

Dude, could you hand me that doughnut pillow and my Preperation H? My roids are flarin up again, dawg!

by BustaRoids December 25, 2004