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Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.
Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.
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Paris-Roubaix 

A Single day cycling race in Northern France region known as Hell of the North, Queen of the Classics and The Easter race. First run in 1896, Paris-Roubaix is one of the most demanding races due to the cobbled sections of the race. Racers use bikes that have stronger frames than tradition road bikes and have wider tires. The race also frequently has bad weather which turns the cobbles slick and muddy from run off. The trophy for winning is a mounted cobble.
Lance Armstrong never raced Paris-Roubaix.
Paris-Roubaix by Eddy Merckx January 31, 2008
/rōˈhəlk,ˈrōˌhəlk/
noun: Rohulk; plural noun: Rohulks
1. a person who is sexually attracted to children.
synonyms: pedophile, paedophile
2. a person who is not overstreaming two twenty-two bpm.
The osu! community is full of Rohulks.

Rohrbruch 

A tradition established in Maastricht involving a full crate beer, a bathroom and overly confident premature teens. A Rohrbruch is considered successful when all beers of the crate are fully emptied without hesitation.
Do you want to do a Rohrbruch? I think this would help kickstart our night.

A Rohrbruch is what we need.

Rohrbruch at your place on Friday?
Rohrbruch by LouiVee April 3, 2021

Rhubarb Mousse 

When you shag a woman who is on her period, you make rhubarb mousse
Oh babes if you shag me tonight it will just make rhubarb mousse
Rhubarb Mousse by Michel Roux jnr. December 17, 2011

eating my rhubarb 

Hitting on a member of the opposite sex that your friend is involved with at any stage of a relationship. Generally early on.
1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?

2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?
eating my rhubarb by -=Gunner=- November 19, 2010