roger clements
After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.
roger clements by Chaffee March 23, 2008
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roger clemens
A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
roger clemens by HarbingerofTruth March 31, 2008
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Roger Clemens
Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.
Roger Clemens by Smart American Male June 2, 2008
roger clemens
annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
roger clemens by thiswasntwrittenbywhoyouthink May 21, 2007
Roger Clemens
Joe Morgan: We have news that Roger Clemens will now be appearing on the mound accompanied with a walker and an oxygen tank.
Roger Clemens by P. Dub July 20, 2006
Lame like Roger Clemens
The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.
Lame like Roger Clemens by dreeze March 30, 2008
roger clemens
The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.
roger clemens by RexGibson March 8, 2004
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