Roflmayonnaise

Equivalent of Roflmao (Roll on floor laughing my ass off) but with mayonnaise added to express you jizzed in your pants at the same time

LOL, dude wtf r u doing roflmayonnaise

Roflmayonnaise by Tha_Robdog June 29, 2009

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roflmayonaise

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

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Roflmayonnaise • roflmayonaise • roflmaonaise • roflmayonaisse

roflmaonaise

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.

larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl

roflmaonaise by Slatte September 17, 2006

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roflmayonaisse

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.

person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!

roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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