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Rockosity 

Rockosity is the ability to attract someone of the opposite sex based upon how much one's physical appearance and attitude is influenced by any type of rock music.
A girl wearing bling has no rockosity. A girl with a wifebeater on and short black hair...high rockosity. Someone with a guitar, automatic rockosity points, depending on make and model of said guitar
Rockosity by Chris and Oliver September 7, 2008
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rockosity 

Rockosity is the ability to attract someone of the opposite sex based upon how much one's physical appearance and attitude is influenced by any type of rock music.
A girl wearing bling has no rockosity. A girl with a wifebeater on and short black hair...high rockosity. Someone with a guitar, automatic rockosity points, depending on make and model of said guitar
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Robosity 

1st: The power to perform with great vigor if not slightly overkill. Related to magical powers caused by possession of an Irish-Ninja's soul (either by soul stealing or natural possession). If an Irish-ninja's soul is not available an Authority Mustache will generate the same ability for overkill.

2nd: Alternate Noun form of Robust.
1st Dr Mcninja is Robosity

1st alternate:

male 1:"yo man i had just bought an irish-ninja's soul from a technomage."
male 2:"dude you must have some sick Robosity!"

*man enters room with a strong Authority Mustache*
Onlooker: "Whoa look out that guy has some serious Robosity! "
Robosity by Bravado bandito November 12, 2009
Rockocity is the ability to attract someone of the opposite sex based upon how much one's physical appearance and attitude is influenced by any type of rock music.
Someone wearing bling has no rockocity. A girl with a wifebeater on and short black hair...high rockocity. Someone with a guitar, automatic rockocity points, depending on make and model of said guitar
Rockocity by Chris and Oliver July 19, 2006

rockositude 

A scale developed to gauge the level of r0X0r that a specific person currently, or ever has, shown. This scale ranges from zero all the way up to ten.
Hey so I just banged your mom, it was about a ten on the rockositude scale. Pure win.
rockositude by NJ24 March 15, 2008

rockowitz 

Someone who loves too much on dillweeds, and back buttz. Also someone who likes boiled hotdogs dipped in mayonnaise.
Dude, why are you eating hotdogs like that? That’s a real rockowitz thing to do!!

Did you see jerry chomping that dillweed earlier?
Yeah man, he was eating back buttz yesterday too, rockowitz all day.
rockowitz by Spazmatok April 14, 2023