Rock of Love 

A TV show on VH1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be Bret Michael's girlfriend. They all claim to be in love with him, but they're all idiots.

I was watching Rock of Love the other day and some dumb bitch got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck.

Rock of Love by SystemF October 23, 2007

rock of love 

The greatest show in the history of television

"I have to go visit the hospital, my mom has cancer"
"Dude, get real, Rock of Love's about to come on"

rock of love by Brett Michaels March 23, 2008

rock of love bus girls 

The girlfriends/wannabe girlfriends of punk rockers; Underage girls who wear too much makeup, have Cruella Deville hair, dress like streetwalkers, and have a brain the size of a pistachio. Enjoy talking shit, but when faced with a ho of superior status become willing to commit to indentured servitude.

The rock of love bus girls are coming, hide your drugs!

That rock of love bus girl needs to lay off the eyeliner more than she needs another STD check-up.

I porked that rock of love bus girl last night, and now I have Herpes simplex II.

rock of love bus girls by RoLB girl Connoisseur September 19, 2009

Rock-of-Love disorder 

a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.

Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.

Rock-of-Love disorder by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008