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roberto vargas 

Roberto Vargas is an amazing guy with a huge penis. he has the biggest heart, and will make you standards of men go up tremendously. he has a beautiful smile with dimples, and the cutest eyes ever. he's often insecure in his eyes, but in everyone else's eyes he is perfect. he sleeps with a stuffed bunny usually, and has a dog named Frankee. he is genuinely the most beautiful guy I've ever met. he is shy at first, but when you get to connect with him and appreciate him, he calls you mommy. You will fall involve with him without a doubt. He's very caring and patient, especially when you don't know how to communicate your feelings. Everyone needs a robby vargas in their life. I'm so glad I found mine. Anyway, he has a massive 15 inch penis that will demolish your vagina lips. He is also usually into feet. DON'T LET HIM LICK YOUR FEET! I wish robby saw himself the way I have seen him, since from when I met him till now. I love him. He always knows how to boost your confidence and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's they type to open the door on all your dates, cry during marriage, make your parents love him more then you, etc. He's the type you loom forward to having a future with, to marry.
"Wow! That guy is so respectful and has a horse cock between his legs!"
"Must be a Roberto vargas!"
roberto vargas by KW vargas March 7, 2022
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026