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Robert Morgan Educational Center is the epitome of shitty. All of the administration is apathetic and way too used to kids failing. C's are celebrated, B's are legendary and A's are unheard of. No one knows the principal's name and is believed by some to be no more than a myth as she is only seen twice a year. Robert Morgan is 115% Hispanic so if you happen to be white then get used to feeling left out. The school has no sports which only adds to the shittyness. If you are lucky enough to attend a rare pep rally(seriously, what are we pepping?), then prepare your eyes to see the minority of black girls come crawling out of the woodwork to twerk as hard as they can. All of the social and fun events are planned by a single woman who constantly complains about doing so. There are a few good teachers but they are retiring as the school grows older.

I was planning on doing a senior prank at Robert Morgan, but the school's already a joke.
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

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