head like a robber's dog

basically Joanne on a good day

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day

head like a robber's dog by hickdead November 18, 2025

thrift store robber 

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

thrift store robber by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

sock robber 

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)

See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la

sock robber by Louskilou July 25, 2018

stackin da g's till da rubber band pops 

earning money until you've got too much.

yo homedog-sliceface peepsaroo-dog biscuit with butter and a little silanchero! im just stackin da g's till da rubber band pops at my new job!

stackin da g's till da rubber band pops by Mr. Moose aka justin June 20, 2008

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

San Franciscan Cradle Robber by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

Sperm bank robber 

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

Sperm bank robber by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis 

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022