rob shneider

someone who stars in a reoccurring roll and same plot just with differant names

rob sheider had everything going for him, he was a successful plumber, until something when horribly wrong...

rob shneider is a piece of shit.

rated pg-13

rob shneider by su kin dix May 22, 2009

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Rob Schneider by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004

Rob Schneider 

Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"

Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!

Rob Schneider by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

rob schneider 

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

rob schneider by dr. janus July 3, 2011

Rob Schneider 

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

Rob Schneider by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

Rob Schneider 

washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.

Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.

Rob Schneider by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006

Rob Schneider 

The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners

If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.

Rob Schneider by thierryhenry January 6, 2006