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Roast Beef Vagina 

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
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roast beef vagina 

A vagina with labia that look like they came straight from an Arby's beef n cheddar.
I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."
roast beef vagina by Lesbian FSM February 10, 2013

Roast Beef Vagina 

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.
Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.
Roast Beef Vagina by ipherca August 11, 2008

Roastbeef Vagina 

Roastbeef Vagina can be defined as a womans vagina that has the appearance of a wet, or moist, pink roastbeef. It may have you thinking Arby's.
Eww, that is nasty! She has a roastbeef vagina! D:<!!!
Roastbeef Vagina by Rich Dunne October 16, 2008
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