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roadkill t-shirts 

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

stroking the roadkill 

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.
stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

Roadkill Pussy 

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.
"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.
I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.
recession roadkill by queenmindi January 15, 2009

roadkill cafe 

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"