Blow roadkill
Blow roadkill by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016
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stroking the roadkill
Female masturbation, enough said.
stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009
Roadkill Pussy
A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.
"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
Roadkill Pussy by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010
recession roadkill
one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.
recession roadkill by queenmindi January 15, 2009
roadkill cafe
Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
roadkill cafe by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010
Roadkill Sweet-Cheese
The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
Roadkill Sweet-Cheese by EmperorEli February 4, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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