road map

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

by Jpac August 9, 2003

road map

Very veiny boobs

"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"

by yoyoyoitsme March 27, 2010

Road Mapping

The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.

My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 16, 2019

road map titties

titties that look like the map of wisconsin

Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!

by lumpy-juice December 13, 2009

Kentucky road map

When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.

When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.

by willthesoundman October 11, 2017

Mexican road map

Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map

by Air Gonzo May 22, 2006

Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022