Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Road Apple

A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.

Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.

by Julie F August 9, 2005

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

by Zil April 12, 2006

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 3, 2004

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018