rivervale 

a town near montvale, woodcliff lake, westwood, and hillsdale. typical suburb of new york. children of rivervale are mostly your typical white rich kids. their values are close to those of montvales however, thus many rivervale residents tend to get along with those of montvale. the highschool that the children go to is Pascack Valley (rivervale and hillsdale), in the district of Pascack Hills (montvale and woodcliff lake). so it works out that rivervale can participate in similar activities as montvale kids... oh yeah and hillsdale and woodcliff lake kids, but hilldale is boring and woodcliff lake sucks.

yo theres a party up in rivervale, except you can't go cause your from woodcliff lake... sucks dude.

rivervale by PhD in culture May 30, 2006

rivervale 

the 5 episode even of riverdale,in season 6, i only saw episode one and tn will air episode two.
SO FREAKING GOOD BUT ALSO KINDA CONFUSING BUT IT'S INTERESTING AND ADDICTING.
archie is being sacrificed tho. cheryl did what hiram tried to do for years with a curse in the end of the episode basically.

also jughead jones narrate my life.

welcome to rivervale

yes it's the name of episode one of season 6 lmao

rivervale by sivbecringe November 23, 2021

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy 

Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.

“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy by beckfis March 10, 2019

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg and *cough* likes to get it on with young guys. Whats up with that?

(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale

(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?

Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 31, 2017

Riverdale Middle School 

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay

Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised

Riverdale Middle School by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 18, 2019

Riverdale 

The town that Archie and the gang gang live in.

"OMG THE SERPENTS ARE GOING TO RIVERDALE HIGH"

Riverdale by Smdyascaryassbitch January 1, 2018

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg. Was up with that.

(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale
(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?

Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 30, 2017