A dirty type of clam that usually sits by the river in the dirt. They are bottom feeders with big sagging flesh that usually suck on anything that they get a chance to.
A rotund male who is often dominated by Asian men. Reference to a story in which a Vietnamese boy stole a Indian boy's girlfriend with relative ease considering his awkward demeanor and peculiar upbringing.
The greatest team of all time. In 1672, before soccer was officially created, this team full of the most athletic humans that existed never lost a game. Many have tried to recreate this team, yet it is almost impossible.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.