dam that fuckin river cooter just mugged that old lady's blood pressure pills. fuckin spicks.....
by gizzyg June 11, 2010
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A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 24, 2020
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