Skip to main content

Definitions by gizzyg

river cooter 

dam that fuckin river cooter just mugged that old lady's blood pressure pills. fuckin spicks.....
river cooter by gizzyg June 14, 2010

hoax toad 

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.
dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*
hoax toad by gizzyg June 14, 2010
gailic for drink up bitches.
Slante my friends. *tosses back a shot of excellent irish whiskey*
slante by gizzyg June 14, 2010