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A street name for Ritalin (Methylphenidate). Ritalin is a Schedule II stimulant with effects similar to amphetamines. Usually taken orally or crushed and snorted.
Hey man, you got those 10mg rittys I was askin' for?
A word used to describe something that is not right or a bit odd. It can also be used to describe a situation which is not good or people are finding the situation bad or grim.
Max:"Wow that burger tastes really strange!"

Gabes:"Something isn't right in this burger"

Donnie:"Yeah that burgers bare ritty"
Ritty by I could be Donnie May 15, 2013
When someone tries to get in your business
This bitch is so ritty she always is looking at my phone
Ritty by Shwizzle June 23, 2021
Any disposable vape from bossman. Elfbar, geekbar, etc.
“Yo, G. Can you pick me up a grape ritty?”
“Can I have a toke of your ritty, mate?”
ritty by sandringham August 1, 2022

ritty rot 

<verb> The attempt of sexual intercourse, when the male accidentally inserts his penis, into the improper opening in the vulva, ex. urethra or anus.

past tense- ritty rotted
"So I was fucking my girlfriend last night, then i accidentally ritty rotted her, I was so embarrassed."

John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted her, and lost all of his manhood.
ritty rot by Ding L. Berry January 12, 2010

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."