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kurt russler 

when someone does you in the stink and calls you dude constantly. They will also have a little bitch they use to do all the dirty work, normally with a balding head.
that bloke is such a kurt russler, he wont even tell me what is going on.
A small viscous Creature who survives off left over food in garbage cans, and small peices of dried fruit.
A 'Risser' will be found at home on the computer all day, while eating a bag of ketchup chips he found in a garbage bin.
Dont get to close to that risser! theyre dangerous!
Risser by Soapscum May 17, 2006
the most sweet and humble person I know is a rossler... He may be taken as shy at first but once u get to know him u will never want to let him go ... he is funny and compassionate And always finds a way to make me laugh no matter how bad of a mood I am in.... When I'm around him I can never stop smiling ... He lights up my life in a way that no one else can .... Even tho we are 4000 miles apart my hart will always belong to him

Luv u Xx
My conclusion is ... If you are ever lucky enough to meet a rossler or get the chance to be there friend or even date them make sure never to let them go
rossler by ._.Alicia._. September 4, 2016

megan risser 

A nark ass bitch that don't know how to mind her own business
That nark Megan Risser is a snitchin bitch
A drummer who is obsessed with dicks and is always in the back where he belongs.
get to the back ressler!

ressler, are you in the band?
Ressler by cat alyst December 6, 2010

Hot Russler Express (HRE) 

Simultaneously chugging a rum and coke while kicking ass at Halo
"Did you see Blake this weekend? He rode the Hot Russler Express (HRE) on Saturday night.
Hot Russler Express (HRE) by shggar December 26, 2008