A chav that dresses up like Dappy from N-Dubz and stabs people with a handmade knife
Ridiculous + Shank + Dappy = Rishankulous
Mike: "Eh! That bloke over there looks rishankulous!"
Chav: "Oi mate! i'll like totally shank you blud! How do i look like that tool, mate?"
Dappy: "Oh, me? Dont be mean mate!"
Chav: "'Ooh 'a you callin' mate, mate!"
Dappy: "I ain't callin' you mate, mate!"
Chav: "A'right, mate! i'll shank ya blud!"
Mike: "AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA!!! A rishankulous fight!!"
Dappy + Chav: "'Ooh 'a you callin' rishankulous, mate?"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*