Ringus

diarrhea; dysentery

Excuse me sir, is there a bathroom I can use. I got the ringus real bad.

by JRegrak January 22, 2020

Ringus

A ringus is a very important object that must be praised all the time.

Someone who's gay: "ALL HAIL RINGUS!!"
Not gay person: "What?"

by Ringuslover29 May 31, 2022

ringus

sphincter, bunghole, bungus, asshole.

I would like to stick my pangus in her rignus.

by Steve Kaplan December 12, 2004

ringus

Pronunciation: ring·us
/riNGəs/
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
gerund or present participle: 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠
unappealing, rancid; foolish, unintelligent.

(to claim someone is not only unintelligent, but that they also smell bad).

"You're a ringus" or "your son is a ringus"

by The Bingus Snatcher October 12, 2021

ringus stingus

Medical sounding name referring to the stinging sensation of the sphincter, often experienced after a highly spiced meal.

“Oh god, I shouldn’t have eaten that madras last night. Now I’ve got a bad case of ringus stingus.”

by Big Blue Fish October 21, 2022

Ringaskiddy

A town where all males, including male animals, randomly pop boners due to the Viagra content in the air.

I was over in Ringaskiddy, now my dick is as hard as a rock.

by Donut Operator February 18, 2020

baby rings

Teensy~tiny rings for babies, used mostly for photographs.

When my Mom showed us our baby rings, I was So Charmed by them!

by Starchylde March 24, 2017