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ringbearer 

a girl who wears a purity ring. purity rings are vows to not have pre-maridal sex.
a: damn she's hot. i hope i get sex tonight.
b: bet you 5 bucks you won't.
a: why not?
b: she's a ringbearer, look at her left hand.
ringbearer by from January 3, 2007
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ringleader 

1. Owner, leader, or otherwise top of the ladder in an organization.

2. Title given out by moustachio Australian men with guns.
1. The don was the ringleader of the syndicate.

2. Now you! You're the ringleader! OOOHHSIVVAHOJJIHAHVAAHHAHWOOOOHHHH! Go get in the fridge! Go on now, get in back in the schools! You don't understand that, get back in the schools or they'll think you're summa my business you know what I... heh heh heh shhh heh.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
ringleader by Oplem June 9, 2005

anal ringbeard 

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.
'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'
anal ringbeard by McMeat August 29, 2006

Ringbreaker 

When someone new breaks his way into a new group of friends due to change of circumstance. This can often cause confusion in the group with a change in the ranking of the alpha males or smaller characters in the group becoming left out and replaced.
Ben: I think Fister is coming over saturday night as well.
Karl: Fister?
Ben: you know Alex.
Karl: That bloody ringbreaker! who does he think he is! breaking into the gang and acting as if nothing has happened!!
Ben: Shut up karl.
Ringbreaker by klasalben November 24, 2011

stoopid ringleader 

One of supreme being. A person who starts chaos and ENDS THE WORLD! One who causes havok, which causes others to follow.
*chaos created*

Person 1: WTF?!?!
Person 2: STOOPID RINGLEADER!!!
Stoopid Ringleader: muahahahhaa
stoopid ringleader by Heather September 18, 2004

Ringleader 

Person A becomes a "ringleader" when they are in a threesome that satisfies all of the following criteria:

1) Person B and Person C are the opposite gender of Person A.
2) Person B thinks they are Person A's significant other.
3) Person C thinks they are Person A's significant other.
4) Persons B and C do not discover that Person A has played them both. They do not know they are both being cheated on as a result of the threesome.

This is considered one of the most difficult things to do in the bedroom, or in life in general.
1: "You hear what Nathan did?"
2: "No... what?"
1: "Motherfucker pulled off the ringleader... I never thought it was possible..."
2: "Damn, he played those bitches."
Ringleader by tdug December 3, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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