right in the face 

1. A thought or expression used when you have an expectation that is crushed beyond misery.
2. Extreme disappointment.
3. Complete shock or surprise.

Related to strongbag/strong bad.

Guy spots really hot girl and decided to go for it. On his way he imagines how the score would be and thinks he has it locked in.

Guy: Hey good looking.
Girl: Get away, pig.
Guy to himself: --Right in the Face!--

right in the face by Yoyoma February 23, 2004

I will fight you. Right in the face. 

The specific threat tied to the ensuing brawl that breaks out amongst Bostonians and non-Bostonians once Boston is trash-talked enough.

"...true, after all, he's from Boston."

"I will fight you. Right in the face."

"Too bad the actions never live up to the hype, stereotypical Boston, I'm a shakin' from your words!"

(A fight now breaks out)

I will fight you. Right in the face. by P. Revere May 3, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012