Badass Texan running back from the NBC TV show Friday Night Lights who young males everywhere attempt and fail to emulate. Stud. Scored gobs of touchdowns and slept with scores of women.
Milo tried to score on and off the gridiron, but he's no Tim Riggins.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."