rich tea 

a person who is considered to be very bland, just like the biscuit. Often has no personality and is usually quiet and extremley boring.

"Did you take that girl out last night then?"

"Yeah, but she was just a rich tea."

"Oh shit, hard luck."

rich tea by boringnbland777 March 24, 2017

rich tea 

A person who is just plain boring, always the one of the group who is quiet and who is chosen last. Often has no personality and is just bland.

"Did you take that girl out last night?"

"Yeah, but she was such a rich tea."
"Oh fuck."

rich tea by RichTea123 April 20, 2017

rich-tea 

What's one better than a legend, a rich-tea. Someone who knows what they want, and has the passion and drive to do out there and get the damn thing. Generally mild-tempered, but not someone you'd want to mess with.
Origin: Ballincollig, Cork, Ireland

That lad, he's a rich-tea type of guy.

rich-tea by brownemint December 2, 2021

Rich Tea Biscuit Lips 

The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.

Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.

Rich Tea Biscuit Lips by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023