rhalston 

Crazy awesome woman, with huge jugs.

Rhalston is so awesome

rhalston by Onesexyginger September 12, 2013

hot ralston 

The act of defecating through an open sunroof in someone else's automobile. Also known as paratroopin.

Dude, someone just hot ralstoned your car. I told you not to leave the sunroof open.

hot ralston by basehamster October 26, 2005

Ralston 

1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.

Ralston by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010

Aron Ralston 

An American rock climber who received widespread attention in 2003 when he cut off his own lower arm after having it trapped beneath a boulder. Considered by many to set the bar for manliness.

Aron Ralston makes me look like a little Catholic schoolgirl by comparison. Or maybe it was my operation.

Aron Ralston by DynamixX6 April 14, 2008

Ralston Valley High School

Also known as Vanilla Valley, RVHS in Arvada, Colorado is proudly home to the most stuck-up, rich, white teenagers in the United States. The security guards and SRO care more about students wearing hats inside than bullying or drug use, adding to the fact that cocaine addiction and vaping runs rampant, as these kid's parents will shell out money faster than they could say "White Power".

Ivan: "I got expelled from Ralston Valley High School for being a vape god"
Stephen: "Checks out"

Ralston Valley High School by r-gay May 21, 2018

unity ralston 

The most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Damn that girl Unity Ralston is a bad ass bitch.

unity ralston by Favora October 17, 2013

A. Ralston 

A cocktail comprised of equal parts Peach Schnapps and Pink Minute Maid Lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to pass as a man's man.

Dude 1: Hey Bruh, what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so I slipped into a pair of my wife's underwear, made a pitcher of A. Ralston, and watched the TV marathon of Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark channel. Pinkies up!
Dude 1: That Laura Ingalls Wilder is So. Damn. Fiesty. Pinkies up!

A. Ralston by Girthy Intruder August 22, 2016