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reward points 

What you use to obtain free merchandise.
Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.
reward points by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015

Booty Reward Points

Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.
Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!

Retard Point

Something that you always fuck up on.
Sorry about the jerkiness, guys. 3rd gear in stick-shift cars has always been my retard point.
Retard Point by bassist148 September 21, 2009

Retard Point

A score given to somebody who drops the Bilarg in the sport [Quadbilarg.
Backlash: Coutts...you're on 7 Retard Points now!
Retard Point by Rob Nails December 26, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026