A rusty trombone between two large, sweaty black men with food caught in the flaps of their fat. In order to qualify as a proper retep, there must also be chunks of corn and nuts adorning the asshole of the recipient.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."