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Resting cunt face 

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.
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Resting cunt face 

A person you hate based on the structure of their face.
"Becky, that hoe over there's got resting cunt face, I just wanna punch it maybe that'll help!"

Resting cunt face 

Male version of Resting Bitch Face

Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying
"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"
Resting cunt face by Jaznn Le January 31, 2018
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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