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residential lot lizard 

When the truckers at your truck stop inform you that you need to practice and get your skills to the standards they accept and your dream in life is to be labeled as the number one sleeper leeper .

To get more practice this type of lot lizarrd decides to take to her neighborhood and becomes the trashy, dick sucking, whore of the neighborhood who does not discriminate is willing to suck any of the guys dicks that will let her regardless of age,looks, relationship status .

this type of lot lizard feels like the more she sucks dick that she will have a better chance or will help her to have more of a chance at reaching her number one goal in life to be named the number one sleeper leaper of her lot .
Guy one: yeah dude she with me were going to store

Guy two: lol when she asked what we are talking about tell her my refill for my butt cream...

Guy one: lol got it...I’m sure when we get back she is gonna suck me off quick before my ol lady gets hone

Guy two: yeah I’m meeting up with her later hoping to get mine sucked before mine gets hone too... if she only knew that we all know the truth...

Guy one: right my ol lady calls her the residential lot lizard lol

Guy two: damn that’s hilarious but so true lol
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