reprocrastinator 

A person who, not only procrastinates, but does it over, and over, and over again.

My husband has been promising to paint the guest room for so long that I believe that he is just a reprocrastinator!

reprocrastinator by glamrocker September 22, 2011

Mercury retrograde 

When the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. These times can cause confusion, delay, and frustration, and unpleasant communications!

Shucks, It's Mercury retrograde from May 29 to June 22 this year...better watch my tongue!

Mercury retrograde by Lovin3434! June 1, 2021

Retrogamer 

A retrogamer is a gamer preferring playing and collecting retro games - older video games and arcade games. They may also be called classic gamers or old-school gamers, which are terms that are more prevalent in the United States. The games are played either on the original hardware, on modern hardware via console emulation, or on modern hardware via ports or compilations.

If a gamer likes old video games, he's a retrogamer.

Retrogamer by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013

retrograde wheelbarrow 

A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.

Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.

retrograde wheelbarrow by ryantowelpants November 23, 2007

Mercury Retrograde 

A scapegoat for astrologists to use when shit happens.

Everything in my life is going wrong! It must be Mercury Retrograde.

Mercury Retrograde by Symeli May 28, 2010

retrogamer 

A gamer that plays nothing or (almost nothing) but older video-games, before Playstation or Nintendo 64.

Most retrogamers don't play more modern video-games because most of them now have an obbession with good looking graphics.

retrogamer by Somone Personson September 27, 2006

reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009