Rented Mule

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008

Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

by Philip September 12, 2003

Beat it like a rented mule

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003

Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002