rellatiojesus

Pronounced "re-lay-she-o-jesus". A combination between "relationship", "fellatio", and "jesus".

Noun: A person who has zero sex or relationship experience, however is brilliant at delivering sex and/or relationship advice.

Person A: You have to make him feel good about himself to make him let his guard down.

Person B: You are such a rellatiojesus!

by cheddarz March 14, 2011