release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 06, 2010

release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010

release the kraken

Popular by the infamous "BABY KATA" it is one of his lyrics from the song called "Pee Pee Poo Poo" and was released 5 years ago on July 7, 2015.

"Its time to release the kraken!"

by HisokasCrustyBandaid November 05, 2020

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

by ashraptor April 01, 2010

Release the Kraken

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011

Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

by RedZebra November 29, 2010