regretel

What an animal wif a securely-gripping prehansel tail never feels when hanging from a branch.

Maybe if da two famous fairy-tale children had possessed preHANSEL tails, they might have been able to traverse da forest by swinging through da tree-tops, and thus they could have avoided feeling da reGRETELs of getting caught by da wicked candy-cottage witch, since she could not have reached them when they were up dat high.

by QuacksO June 4, 2023

premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.

He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.

by murrayw76 April 1, 2009

regretflix

A Netflix movie that you forgot was in your queue and wish you hadn’t ordered. Can be used to describe the movie or that let-down feeling you get when you open the Netflix envelope. A regretflix often sits in your house for weeks because you don’t want to watch it, but feel guilty returning it without watching it. You can’t get a better movie until you return it though, making the pang of regretflix even more agonizing.

I got a Regretflix in the mail today. Dude, "I Know Who Killed Me?" What was I thinking?

I’m feeling regretflix for ordering "The Constant Gardener" (insert other serious movie you THINK you should watch but don't really want to...)

"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is totally a potential Regretflix, but I'm putting it in my queue anyway.

by stevielei February 28, 2008

Regretalicious

The quality of mainly fast food, where you know the taste is going to be great but is going to lead to feelings of guilt and possibly even nausea shortly after it's been eaten.

"Oh man, that KFC Godfather Meal was regretalicious!"

by 68K October 13, 2011

regreterection

sexual stimulation or an erection that you don't want in a situation due guilt or regret

Last night, I got a regreterection while cuddling with this slut, even though I have a girlfriend.

by D.O.U.G September 28, 2013

regreteels

When you have da feels because of your favorite character and regret (partially) loving him/her.
Pretty common in anime/game fandoms like Danganronpa.

"Man, I had so many regreteels with (insert character)'s death yesterday..."

by Nemurin October 15, 2016

regretevator

awesome refigeratior game

lets play regretevator

by All the keyboard combinations January 3, 2024