regatitus C 

disease transfered by smoking regs. if left untreated can lead to becoming regs monsta. symptoms include being tapped out, not eating, being a lil nigga bitch, and wearing shirt backwards. only cure: eyedrops and a good asswhoopin

"Yo bro stay away from david, hes got regatitus C"
"Aw shit thats why hes such a nigga bitch"

regatitus C by coop scrumtiouso September 29, 2007

Cranial Rectitus 

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

Cranial Rectitus by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Severe Cranial Rectitus 

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

Severe Cranial Rectitus by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021