One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.
Adam couldn't handlethe heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.
Noun: Reformadoxy is a movement of Judaism that regroups Reform Judaism and Modern Orthodox Judaism. Someone that observes Reformadox Judaism will have liberal views about the world in general while integrating Orthodox practices in that person's home.
My car owner's manual the fucking thing said rearward and it has done nothing but bug me ever since. Nobody has ever fucking said rearward ever. Rearward has done nothing but drive me to madness the past three days and this is my way of dealing with it.