Red Delicious 

A nickname borrowed from the common apple which is used to describe an extremely attractive female who easily turns red due to any kind of embarrassment or laughter.

Casper: "Hey girl, you're super cute."
Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
Casper: "You're even cuter when you blush. You're a Red Delicious!"

Red Delicious by crispychicken November 1, 2012

red delicious 

a red delicious apple(commonly used by bret from Flight of the Conchords)

I would like a red delicious and a banana.

red delicious by chuck charles August 7, 2007

Red Delicious 

A sexual act of cunnilingus during mensuration immediately proceeded by giving her a sloppy kiss on the mouth, ergo delivering her some red delicious.

I earned my red wings the other day with Susan after she surprised me by giving me a kiss and saying "red delicious".

Red Delicious by Suzy Creamchese February 21, 2011

Red Delicious 

A high quality of marijuana

I just pick up an ounce of red delicious

Red Delicious by Deedsta April 5, 2008

Red Delicious 

A cold Budweiser in a bottle

Biegelman ordered a Red Delicious for himself and a Zima for McKay

Red Delicious by jazzless2001 October 14, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010