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red delicious 

a red delicious apple(commonly used by bret from Flight of the Conchords)
I would like a red delicious and a banana.
red delicious by chuck charles August 7, 2007

Red Delicious 

A sexual act of cunnilingus during mensuration immediately proceeded by giving her a sloppy kiss on the mouth, ergo delivering her some red delicious.
I earned my red wings the other day with Susan after she surprised me by giving me a kiss and saying "red delicious".
Red Delicious by Suzy Creamchese February 21, 2011

Red Delicious 

I just pick up an ounce of red delicious
Red Delicious by Deedsta April 5, 2008

Red Delicious 

Biegelman ordered a Red Delicious for himself and a Zima for McKay
Red Delicious by jazzless2001 October 14, 2009
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