Red Christmas 

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period

Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.

Red Christmas by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019

Red Christmas 

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

Red Christmas by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Red Christmas 

When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.

Give her a Red Christmas, Bitch!

Red Christmas by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004

red christmas tree 

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.

Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.

red christmas tree by Solid Snail October 17, 2013

Red Christmas Ham 

Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".

How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.

When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.

Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!

"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"

"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"

"Shutup Bitch!"

Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.

Red Christmas Ham by Ten Sa Zangetsu December 9, 2008