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Cranial Rectimitus 

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.
Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.
Cranial Rectimitus by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
The state of being hectic
After a week of partying, my head was in a state of hecticity
hecticity by SpankeR0 April 21, 2009
Hecticity explains a crazy and hectic day lived in an erratic ever changing urban environment.
A needed a tripple shot latte to face today's hecticity!

Today was so full of hecticity I think I need a bex and a good lie down.

I fell down the rabbit hole and wound up trapped in hecticity!
Hecticity by Fiona's word copyright February 26, 2013
A word made by Rustage_ on twich on 6/17/2020 describing an area as being very hectic
The rioting streets was filled with hecticity.
Hecticity by daseter June 17, 2020

rachicity 

When something or someone is over the top being rachit.
There is so much rachicity in here.
rachicity by UniPotato123 November 25, 2017

Ocular recticitis 

When your eyes lodge in your ass and give you a shitty outlook on life.
You have a bad case of Ocular recticitis, if you complain about having to pay taxes after winning a million dollars.
Ocular recticitis by Starmon July 29, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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