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Cranial Rectimitus 

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.
Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.
Cranial Rectimitus by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
The state of being hectic
After a week of partying, my head was in a state of hecticity
hecticity by SpankeR0 April 21, 2009
Hecticity explains a crazy and hectic day lived in an erratic ever changing urban environment.
A needed a tripple shot latte to face today's hecticity!

Today was so full of hecticity I think I need a bex and a good lie down.

I fell down the rabbit hole and wound up trapped in hecticity!
Hecticity by Fiona's word copyright February 26, 2013
A word made by Rustage_ on twich on 6/17/2020 describing an area as being very hectic
The rioting streets was filled with hecticity.
Hecticity by daseter June 17, 2020

rachicity 

When something or someone is over the top being rachit.
There is so much rachicity in here.
rachicity by UniPotato123 November 25, 2017

Ocular recticitis 

When your eyes lodge in your ass and give you a shitty outlook on life.
You have a bad case of Ocular recticitis, if you complain about having to pay taxes after winning a million dollars.
Ocular recticitis by Starmon July 29, 2011