recti 

A "recti" refers to the instant an ice hockey goalie is beaten so bad - they fall to their stomach while trying to keep up with the stick-handling speed and skill of the shooter.

"The shooter showed the keeper forehand enough to get him recti as he drew the puck across the crease and buried it in the net."

recti by moutainchew May 5, 2018

anarcho-reactionary 

The one who is able to understand that authority and discipline are immutable moral values, not needing a government or even a technocrat to tell him what is right or wrong. It aims at a society without the evils of modernity: representative mass democracy, technological vices, liberalism, feminism, gender equality, socialism, materialism, consumerism, narcissism, cosmopolitanism, ecumenism, mass media, the myth of success and progress, populism, Global financial system, globalization . Someone beyond the right-left spectrum, evils of The French Revolution. It proposes a simpler life, being able to develop within its true potential, a true existence. It can grudgingly accept any decentralized state, as long as it does not violate its culture, dignity and morality. One who is anti-system and believes in a rebirth of an organic society.

"The anarcho-reactionary is anti-system and sees the materialist world in decline."

anarcho-reactionary by tradical June 4, 2021

Russian Reactive Armour 

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

reciou 

Famous and successful person

Your so reciou

reciou by Bbgbgvf May 30, 2020

recipe-rape 

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

recipe-rape by jpg3 November 29, 2011

i wanna see the receipts 

A request for evidence.

The phrase was stated in an interview with Whitney Houston when Diane Sawyer read a headline concerning the cost of Houston's drug habit. Houston, apparently assuming there were receipts from drug dealers and also apparently assuming Sawyer had them requested to see said receipts. The clip went viral in the form an animated .gif.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Cher passed away."
Person 2: "I wanna see the receipts."

i wanna see the receipts by drinkmytearsandcry February 21, 2012

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007