Rearview Shock 

n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.

Oh my God. That... is... a... guy.

Buddy, sit down. You're going into rearview shock!

Rearview Shock by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010

Rearview town 

A place or town that looks better in your rearview mirror as you drive away

"I'm glad to leave that rearview town"

Rearview town by Indust20 July 25, 2018

Starin' Through My Rearview

To look at the word from behind you. Knowing that you don't have to worry about making it any further in the world because you've already made it.

From 2pac's "Starin' Through My Rearview," Stairin' at the world from my rearview; go on baby scream to god, he can't hear you. I can feel your heart beating fast 'cause it's time to die; gettin' high watchin' time fly. To all my mothafuckas-

Starin' Through My Rearview by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010

cracked rearview 

a corrupted memory of life. a jagged or jaded look back complicated by memory loss, grief, a horrible twist of fate in life which scarred or warped all sense of the past.

a cracked rear view maybe complicated by memory loss, drugs or medication especially if administered without consent.

Hey whatever happenend to that guy?
He's got a cracked rearview, I am surprised he can even remember who he is given the strength of the meds they gave him.

cracked rearview by nick May 18, 2006

popin and lockin in my rearview 

caused by late night driving ussualy between the hours of 2am and 5am where you seem to notice freaky shit that is not really there

dude something just rolled outa the ditch and was "popin and lockin in my rearview" wtf

popin and lockin in my rearview by hoodoo02 June 19, 2010

check the rearview 

A warning that someone is after your job, i.e. corporate sabotage.

Someone in HR fed me wack digits on that last progress report, I better check the rearview and see who be cravin' corner.

check the rearview by JRdrey August 31, 2006

Redneck Rearview Camera 

When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.

(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."

Redneck Rearview Camera by Southerngntlman November 9, 2009