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Reaper's Run 

A voyage in Sea of Thieves (a popular Microsoft exclusive title developed by RARE) that can haul in more loot than any regular run purchased from Order of the Souls, Gold Hoarders, or Merchant Alliance. A Reaper's Run, if done correctly, can earn you unique prizes as well.
K got the Glowing Reaper Sail from a Reaper's Run
Reaper's Run by DaddySauceKing March 20, 2019

Grim Reaper's June 

Used to describe the the month of June 2009 in which 5 fixtures of American popular culture passed away. In chronological order, David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

In such saddening progression, Grim Reaper's June has dealt a shocking blow to millions of Americans. These individuals bestowed upon generations of Americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. Their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. From bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.
Steve: Oh God! Who's next? First, it was Carradine.... and now Billy Mays! Who's gonna sell me those little knick knacks you see on infomercials late at night?

Lloyd: I'm still reeling from Michael Jackson's passing. Is this some sort of Grim Reaper's June??? I've been watching CNN for 72 hours straight!

Steve: I don't know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. It sort of puts your life in perspective....

Lloyd: Uhh... Is it too soon for a dead person joke?

Steve: TOO SOON!

Reader's Block 

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books
Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.
reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint 

A Korean web novel surrounding the protagonist Kim Dokja and his scheming that instills depression in all who dare to read the epilogue.

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...