1. Next best thing to a real partner.
2. Doesn't talk back and never says no
3. Comes in multiple varieties

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

A soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have sex with.