1. Next best thing to a real partner.
2. Doesn't talk back and never says no
3. Comes in multiple varieties
Jim has a realdoll and it was raped by his friends.
Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.
And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!