Real News

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".

FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News

Real News by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019

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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.

Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.

Real News by foldibjojk July 11, 2021

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"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.

So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.

"Real" Fake News by YAWA March 22, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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