Real News 

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".

FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News

Real News by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019

Real News 

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.

Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.

Real News by foldibjojk July 11, 2021

"Real" Fake News 

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.

So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.

"Real" Fake News by YAWA March 22, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004