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real computer guy 

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

Real real funny guy 

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it
English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?
is this guy for real by Pie Stealer January 10, 2015

A Real Stand Up Guy 

A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.
Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.
A Real Stand Up Guy by students77 January 28, 2020

guys a have a real problem 

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck
guys a have a real problem please help
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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