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real computer guy 

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

Real real funny guy 

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it
English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?

A Real Stand Up Guy 

A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.
Wow Jeb is a real stand up guy.
A Real Stand Up Guy by students77 January 28, 2020

guys a have a real problem 

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck
guys a have a real problem please help

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026